Saturday, December 13, 2008

i still watch them

wow

My last post was much more philosophical then i would have thought. Oh well.

BRIGHTER SUBJECT!!!

Everyone grew up with Disney movies. From Cinderella, to Winne the Pooh, classics.
But now, (please look at the subject line) when some of us have stopped watching the movies from our pasts, with the exception of the Grinch on Christmas, do we ever think back?


When there was no poison lead on our toys.

These were simpler times.


Lets look back on a few of the morals in the movies we so loved

Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs:
Even though your stepmother is evil, you will still hit high notes and find love

The Little Mermaid:
You can marry out of your species

Lady and the Tramp:
A 1st kiss is always romantic with spaghetti

Aladdin:
As long as you've got ur trusty genie and monkey, you're all set

Fantasia:
Loud music and Dinosaurs are very entertaining

Dumbo:
All you need is a magic feather to fly

James and the Giant Peach:
Never take boiled alligator tongues from strange old men, unless you want to go to New York

ect...

Now look what's happen to those beloved movies!!

High School Musical:
No morals

Wall-E:
The world is going to be unable to house life, except for small plants that live in fridges

Bolt:
No one has superpowers. Probably crushed a few kids on that one


Just saying, isn't it weird Fantasia 2000 came out in 1999?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I know! Wasn't Wall-E sooooooooo sad!!! I almost cried!!!!
Valentine <3